I am a Deer Chihuahua, my legs are long so I can dance for you. I also like to give ninja kisses when your not looking.
My favorite place is on your lap, or head, or chest. It doesn’t matter as long as I am with you.
My ears are big so I can hear very well. That way I can be the first one to bark warning you of danger, and that the pizza has arrived.
I am only seven pounds so I can snuggle into your coat when we walk my big brother, the one you say is a Labrador. Besides it keeps me nearer to you.
I like the winter coat you bought me, the one with the hoodie, though I can live without the dress you think is adorable.
I am your Deer (Dear) Chihuahua, your faithful companion, guardian and friend.